Can you guess the comedy these quotes are from?
Question by Carlito Sway: Can you guess the comedy these quotes are from?
Yes – there are 10 of them. Yes – some of them you may not know. No – I have nothing better to do with my time. The following quotes are from some of my favorite comedies. If you can’t guess the movie, at least have a laugh.
1-“You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it’s going to end up on the friendship tip.”
2 –“Oh-ho! Hans! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Anderson! What are you, Catholic?’
3-“Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this – They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, “Class… or sex? What shall I do?” Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?”
4-“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…”
5-“I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here!”
6-“Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there… God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord’s name in vain.”
7-“I gotta tell you something. I’m really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I – I feel confident to say to you that if you don’t take this Michael McDonald DVD – that you’ve been playing for two years straight – off, I’m going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!”
8-“Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil – “Sorry.” – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
9-“Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I’ll give you a hint. It’s semen.”
10-“You met a “cool guy” on the Internet. This is how these sexual predators work. First he’s gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he’s gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he’s gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals.”
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